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Big Fun Show! Big Fun Show!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I love this movie!

shit, i remember back in the day when the portal had only like 200 movies, and you had to email one to tom to get it put on, and this was like one of the first movies i ever watched on the portal. it made me laugh so hard back then, and it still does now. that fuckin aqua man. i hate him.


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Safer Skies (Razoric.com) Safer Skies (Razoric.com)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

fuckin people

i read the first 4 reviews, or however many came up on the page, and im disgusted by the people who're so convinced that this movie is some terrible proposal to shoot every islamic person who walks on an airplane. fuck, look deeper than the obvious you ignorant fuck ups. read a modest proposal by swift and tell me if he actualy wants to eat babies.



Feminem Parody Feminem Parody

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

meh

who the fuck did the voice? couldnt you find someone who sounds like eminem? or who can rap at least? or even someone isnt a perm constipated robot? not really that funny either. but it looked good. damn good in fact


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Kill the phyco sticks Kill the phyco sticks

Rated 1 / 5 stars

"phycic ability" eh?

you might've included some instructions. i couldnt figuyre out why nothing died when i clicked on it. looking over your spelling is a good way to make your movie look more professional also. dictionary.com is a good resource. your enemies...draw with the pencil, with line type on ink, or even better is the brush. the animation couldve been better...the feet looked like they were sliding across the ground instead of being picked up lifted and places. the reason you should draw stickmen is because, since they're so easy to draw, alot of detail can be put into animation. and i died, and i couldnt get back to the game, i had to close the window. so..i didnt have much fun. keep working on it


jshpro2 responds:

That was just the beta im almost done with the final one but i just felt like submitting a demo first and seeing what i should change, the final has tons of other weapons levels etc...

ps. if you could not figure out how to kill them you dont click on them you just move your mouse cursor around and the loose health from your laser. for the final i drew on paper and scanned it so the graphics are amazing.


Xiao Xiao No. 4 Xiao Xiao No. 4

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

technical flaws galore

ran smooth, had a good look. afew things i noticed though
1. a revolver differs from a semi automatic in that the rounds DON'T eject immidiatly after fire. they need to be removed manualy, making it take longer than 'click click' to reload.
2. I dont care what you saw on the matrix, a gun fired right beside your head WILL kill you, from the presure behind the muzzel flash.
3. a rocket propelled grenade creates enough shrapenal to kill anything within 18 meters of the point of detonation.
good work, but stick to what you're good at, in your case its karate style shit



(B) Tittenzwicker (B) Tittenzwicker

Rated 0 / 5 stars

good work, you un origonal looser

when u steal a flash sample, you're telling the world 'jesus christ i suck'
when u just change the fly in the flash sample into a titty and afew other changes to the same game, you're telling the world 'im a 13 y/o looser who cant think of any ideas of get any for a real girl'
and when you sumbit this shit to newgrounds
hang yourself buddy