NME-636's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Poem]

nope, not that good

let me level with you, oats. Newgrounds is not a place for poems and sunshine and little birdies. Newgrounds is place to kill. I came to newgrounds for violence, not some little pussy assed poem. Make things that kill. kill is good. you get a zero

[Those Were The Days]

pretty funny

I liked when you had hitler singing those really high notes, that looked good. I would been funnier if the old guy was like jesus. Or Stalin.

[Cartoon Arena Opening]

yet another preview for the same damn game

okay, everyone listen up. I want you to look at every preview out there that says "Rate this high and I'll make the whole game/movie." Don't listen to that because chances are, the preview will reflect the game, so if it's a one frame preview with bad graphics, consider that a sign there won't be much effort put into the game. Rate it based on how good it is. Like for this one. Graphics-4. I'd like to see the addition of limbs. Also for the ninja and the guy with the machine gun, the graphic with the name didn't fit on the screen and on top of that The basketball guy and eagle are the same charecter colored diffrently. No sound, No interacticity and definanylty no style. I get your making a game named cartoon area. You only have to tell me ONCE.

[Eminem in: Scard Straight]

very impressive

being in the army, I really liked this. Brings back fond memories of hearing "shut the fuck up no one gives a shit" and "if I gave a damn what you thought i swear to god I'd mother fucking shoot myself!"

[sss]

this sucks shit

0 for graphics. the only thing you made yourself has the words. zero for sound. I see you found the cammera shutter sound included with flash 4. zero for interactivity. guess why. zero for style. Try something new. zero for violence. Get some. liked the pic of your mom at the end though

[!HampsterDance!]

good movie

It was relly funny, can I ask about the dog fucking the walrus? I liked Mr.T and Jacky Chan in the van, that liked funny. I gave it 1 4. I woulda gave it a 5, but the robot gave me nightmares

[SHOCK]

fuck I hate this

ALL YOU DUMB ASSES QUIT SUBMITTING THIS SHIT! THE GRAPHICS WERE DECENT, BUT IT HAD NO COLOR, BAD SOUNDS, NO PLOT, AND IT DIDN'T MAKE SENCE. STOP SUBMITTING THIS SHIT!

[Dragon Ball waZzup]

i think this kinda sucked

well, I don't know anything about dragon ball, and let's keep it that way, but when a dude shoots something red and yellow out of his hands and through a guy, unless the guy is hollow, that's susposed to be the bloddiest thing in the world. But our friend here just made a hole with the eraser and the same blood movie clip he used the whol movie. I wanna see ribs and inards when someone's got a hole in them. When the dude blew off mr.lizard gut's legs, a thing called gravity comes into play. And where did the legs go? And more blood, please more blood. But it was funny, and I did laugh. Their voice were anoying, Even more than when the guys said wazzup, but I've never seen dragon ball, so maybe that's what they're susposed to be like.

[Golden Palominos-Victim]

ok

altho I really liked the sounds and the message being said, the actual movie area was lacking. There were few movie clips with more than 3 frames, and the graphics were nothing specail.

[The Portal Police]

ironic

It's ironic that a movie complaining about the quality of the movies on the portal would have bad graphics, choppy animation, and staticy hard to understand voices.