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Big Fun Show! Big Fun Show!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I love this movie!

shit, i remember back in the day when the portal had only like 200 movies, and you had to email one to tom to get it put on, and this was like one of the first movies i ever watched on the portal. it made me laugh so hard back then, and it still does now. that fuckin aqua man. i hate him.

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Safer Skies ( Safer Skies (

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

fuckin people

i read the first 4 reviews, or however many came up on the page, and im disgusted by the people who're so convinced that this movie is some terrible proposal to shoot every islamic person who walks on an airplane. fuck, look deeper than the obvious you ignorant fuck ups. read a modest proposal by swift and tell me if he actualy wants to eat babies.

Feminem Parody Feminem Parody

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


who the fuck did the voice? couldnt you find someone who sounds like eminem? or who can rap at least? or even someone isnt a perm constipated robot? not really that funny either. but it looked good. damn good in fact

goldilocks goldilocks

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


this is the disrturbing kinda shit u watch when u sit in the basement cutting the heads off dolls. sounds kinda hard to understand though, and animation could use some work in some parts, but good graphics none the less

Sherbert the NG Cat Sherbert the NG Cat

Rated 0 / 5 stars

its a cat- whoop dee dooo

if the cat did something other than sit there and be annoying, you know like something funny, then i might have laughed. but an orange cat pissing me off really isnt funny

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=S W A T= =S W A T=

Rated 0 / 5 stars

i'll vote on the quality alright

even if this hadn't been sticks it woulda sucked. there wasnt a point, just a buncha stick men running to the right of the screen
whoop de muther fuckin doo

NG Sticks NG Sticks

Rated 4 / 5 stars

good- but not 4.14 good

i'll admit, it was a good movie, graphics were good sound was good. pausing the movie doesnt count as interactive to me. like combat instict 2, thats interactive. what i would've liked to see is animation when the charecters move, not just charecters draged across the screen. i liked the message u had, so overall it was a good movie. but right now it's rated 4.14 and thats just a little too high for it

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WWII Online experience WWII Online experience

Rated 0 / 5 stars

sucked before it loaded

anything with stickmen automaticly should get a zero, because the creator is saying 'im too lazy to draw real people, so you'll have to settle for stick men.' look buddy, dont take your laziness out on me ok? and field arty guns are stationed in batteries, not alone, and the sheilds cover the entire front of the gun

Friggin Dinosaurs Friggin Dinosaurs

Rated 3 / 5 stars

man's pain = funny

that was cool, even though it was only like 5 diffrent pictures or something. the dinosaur killed the man! the killing was hella funny, but you need to spend a little more time. cuz if u go throguh it frame by frame, there's alot of frames where nothing happenes. y not have more pics to take up some of that space, or lower the frame rate instead?

High Five! High Five!

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

not that terrible

funny, but you need better graphics on the boobs. i gave you a 5, cuz i was too busy thinking about boobs to realise this isn't good enough to get a 5, but if you stay this funny and work on graphics, you're on your way to da top